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klaushastherightequipment:

Klaus’ brain: Don’t look at her boobs. Look at her hands. She has pretty hands. Keep it together, Klaus!

Klaus’ hormones: Maybe just a lil bit.

Klaus’ brain: No!

Klaus’ hormones: But…

Klaus’ brain: No!

Klaus’ hormones: Fuck you, we are rebels!

(Source: anoriginalfart)

maquinasdefax:

Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

micdotcom:

Woman live tweets IBM execs discussing why they don’t hire women, tries not to throw up

Toronto-based editor Lyndsay Kirkham has started a firestorm this week after overhearing what was apparently an incredibly sexist conversation between IBM executives at lunch — and live-tweeting it.

Unaware that they were transmitting sexist nonsense to cyberspace, the IBM executives openly discussed “why they don’t hire women.” If you take Kirkham’s account at its word, it actually gets way worse.

But wait, there’s more Follow micdotcom

mstrkrftz:

Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

(Source: mstrkrftz)

krusca:

gottagetmysherlock:

hiddles-mikkels-batched:

mechinism:

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN


HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT

WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES

his nipples are censored by freedom

krusca:

gottagetmysherlock:

hiddles-mikkels-batched:

mechinism:

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN

HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT

WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES

his nipples are censored by freedom

  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

(Source: antonia757)

robertkazinsky:

Joe tries to sway a vote for the mtvU Fandom Awards [x]